There has not been a team that has beaten us in 60 minutes. In other news, Steve Spurrier just called. He was in the NFL if you subtract his 20 losses. Oh, and Michael Vick is actually a pet lover if you forget all that dogfighting stuff.
And O. C'mon, he's totally innocent without all that evidence! But none of us had any clue that Ed Cunningham had X-ray vision. Never would've guessed. Late in the game, Stanford quarterback T. Ostrander was roughed up a bit by the Irish, and emerged from the play clenching his throwing hand with an apparent injury.
Miraculously, Cunningham was able with his magical powers to understand the problem, professing that Ostrander looked like he'd dislocated something with the way he held his hand.
This, of course, was awe-striking given the fact that Cunningham was situated hundreds of yards and several levels away from the action in the comfy confines of the Stanford Stadium press box. More surprising firing? Here's a question for you to ponder: Does anyone really believe that recording artists are singing or even playing their own music on those holiday parade floats? I mean, really. Why are people outraged by disastrous lip-synching performances from Milli Vanilli and Ashlee Simpson, but not by everyone else during these parades?
Shouldn't we demand authenticity across all platforms? E-mail Ty at tyhildenbrandt gmail. Ahead of the All-Star rosters announcement, picking the player on each team most deserving of a selection for the tournament. Brooklyn could play the star point guard at home games even if he's unvaccinated, though the move would cost the Nets in fines. If by some odd event, the player does NOT score, everyone must finish their drink. Rule "Gary, my man". Whenever Brent says "Gary, my man", the Pardner gets to choose someone to be Gary.
From that point on, that person must be referred to as "Gary, my man" until the game is over. If someone talks to "Gary, my man" without calling him that, they have to do a shot.
If there is someone playing the game actually named Gary, that person is automatically "Gary, my man". Rule "The Major". If Brent has a pet nickname for one of the players during the game, for example calling Major Applewhite "The Major", everyone must drink 5 anytime Brent uses this nickname. However, "Gary, my man" does not drink but gets to give away 5 drinks since this person already has a nickname of their own.
Rule "John Saunders". The first time Brent quips with John Saunders, everyone must drink 1. The next time, everyone must drink 2, and so on and so on.
Rule In the booth. Whenever there's a camera shot of Brent in the booth, the Pardner must make a toast to Brent. After the toast, everyone must drink 1. However, when Brent utters "My Friend" the friend gets to punch the Pardner in the arm for making him get up so much. Uh oh. Since I am mistress of the drunken dial, I'm thinking this now opens up a whole new range of possibilities.
Well, any excuse in a pinch I guess. From that point on, that person must be referred to as "Gary, my man" until the game is over.
If someone talks to "Gary, my man" without calling him that, they have to do a shot. If there is someone playing the game actually named Gary, that person is automatically "Gary, my man". Rule "The Major". If Brent has a pet nickname for one of the players during the game, for example calling Major Applewhite "The Major", everyone must drink 5 anytime Brent uses this nickname. However, "Gary, my man" does not drink but gets to give away 5 drinks since this person already has a nickname of their own.
Rule "John Saunders". The first time Brent quips with John Saunders, everyone must drink 1. The next time, everyone must drink 2, and so on and so on. Rule In the booth. Whenever there's a camera shot of Brent in the booth, the Pardner must make a toast to Brent. After the toast, everyone must drink 1.
However, when Brent utters "My Friend" the friend gets to punch the Pardner in the arm for making him get up so much. Humor Etc. Brent Musburger Drinking Game from fanblogs.
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